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WOMEN ARE KINKIER THAT YOU THINK

For all this time, we have gotten used to the image of the quiet and dutiful women, but that’s far from reality. In the minds of many, it’s men that are perverts, filthy and obscene. But what if I told you that everyone else is wrong? Actually, women are at the very least as perverted as men. And it’s not even that hard to notice it. You just need to know here to look.

It’s time to renounce the presuppositions, and to look at things realistically. The actual reason why we have this preconception that we don’t understand how women think is because we don’t care enough to do. What you need to do is see things from their perspective. Think like a woman.

How did I arrive at the conclusion that women are kinky? Quite easily, in fact. Perhaps the next few arguments will bring about some clarity:

They are hypocrite

Women are extremely sensitive when it comes to men’s standards. If you go around saying you don’t like the fat ones, we have a problem. You don’t like ugly ones either? We already have two problems on our head. What I’m trying to say is that most women will feel offended if you include them in any category you dislike.

But then again, the same women will set the bars at least at the same height as men do. You’ll see pig-faced ones craving for the Brad Pitts out there, ideally with money galore, with an Adonis 8-pack, and an 18 cm cock that stays erect 24/7. Even more, this type of hypocrisy seems to persist incessantly. It’s been a trait of women since time immemorial. Why is that? Yes.

Opportunism wins out against love

In this day and age, the way men are portrayed resonates more with emotional detachment than with care and sensitivity. And it’s nothing to fret over. This is how we are built. At the opposite end of the spectrum, we have women who are the very personification of tenderness, who let themselves be ruled by emotions when it comes to a love affair. This stinking shit has been promoted in all the romantic dramas ever since the concept of television was first invented.

And by “stinking shit”, I mean exactly that, unrealistic as fuck. Let’s be honest. Sure, love has its role to play, obviously more so from a woman’s point of view and less so from a man’s. But there’s no way this can be the basis of a relationship. Not even from a woman’s perspective.

Biologically speaking, women are built to look for safety and protection in a future partner. The number of k’s in your salary, the car you drive, the way you dress, your social status – these things will weight exponentially more when compared to love. Love acts as merely a show. To daze us while they make a run for it with your money. I’m not saying all of them are like this, but it’s the case for the vast majority.

Sex-craved in bed

You can hardly realize how perverted women can be in bed. We all know that men tend to be pigs, but you’d be amazed to find out that women can go far beyond that in some ways. The only difference is that they aren’t in a hurry to express these cravings, unlike us. If we want a threesome and we start drooling at the mere thought of it, our friends will also know it as well.

Paradoxically though, although women can keep a secret, when it comes to sex, certain taboos are unpassable. Most women have a lot of fantasies no one knows about, not even their closes friends. You have no idea how much they long for a threesome. Or a swingers’ match. Or rape foreplay that, just so you know, makes many women go wet with desire. I wouldn’t say that all women have these desires, although it’s entirely possible that the whole female species has such cravings.

They cheat just as much as men

The idea that women are biologically configured to be monogamous while men are more inclined towards polygamy was on everyone’s lips in the past. Which was proven to be false. In truth, both men and women have polygamous tendencies, quite pronounced as well. Monogamy comes as a result of culture’s influence, of strong principles.

When it comes to cheating, women make no exception. Quite the opposite, actually. Whoever believes them to be tender lambs will receive quite the shock when they discover that the opposite is true. I don’t even want to recall the many horror stories about apparently dutiful wives, married for years, who have slept with an army of sweaty men. I’m sure you’ve also heard about such histories. The difference between you and I is that you thought these tales were an exception to the rule, when, in truth, they were the rule. A woman who doesn’t cheat dreams about doing so. Just like men.

Time to receive a slap from reality

Whether you believe it or not, I’m a humanist at heart. I care about your fate just as I care about the fate of all men. We live in a women’s world, whether we accept it or not. Everything is about them because, despite of all the cognitive development of the past millennia, we are still drive by animal-like instincts.

The biggest mistake you can make in relationship is be a dreamer, an idealizer. Pull your head out of your ass and accept reality. Women are in no way more glamorous and innocent than a paunchy sailor who greedily gropes a third-rate whore with his greasy hands. The only real difference between us, men, and women, is only a surface one – we are more honest and transparent.

Women are much more perverted, obscene, stealthy, and they know how to dissimulate their intentions much better. If you take the bait, you’ll feel the sting at one point or another. And, in many cases, it’ll tear your insides out until you can never recuperate again.