WHAT WOMEN THINK
Women aren’t what they seem
If you think you know what women think or want, you’re dead wrong. Unlike men, a woman’s mind is much more sinister and obscene. At least, we’re straightforward – we don’t beat around the bush because we lack the self-esteem to hide our shortcomings. That isn’t the case with women.
Whether we talk about that chick on Tinder whose sole occupation is posing in a doggy style position in her panties or your own wife with whom you’ve shared your bed for 20 years, the conclusion stays the same – you have no idea who you’re talking to. Because I’m a humanist, my goal is to help men navigate in a feminine world where the rules aren’t made by us. We just abide by them. The rules are made by these strange creatures who seemingly make it a life goal to piss us off, but whom we instantly forgive once their clothes come off.
That being said, here’s what your woman really thinks when, full of smiles, she cheerfully says everything is just perfect.
They’d like you not to stink like a cadaver
It’s no secret that a long-standing relationship will eventually tame a man, more or less. Unlike the wild stallions, metrosexuals through and through, you no longer have a good reason to use a perfume that often, to shave yourself smoother than a baby’s buttocks or to shave your penis 7 times per week. As time goes on, you even make an enemy out of the shower.
And it happens from time to time that you’re left with some morsels in your beard. Or you forget to brush your teeth. Your woman will pretend like she doesn’t care, that it’s all good. Not a big deal. In truth, she’s embarrassed to go out with you, just like she’d be embarrassed to take a dog with rabies for a walk. She’d also want you to sanitize your pubic area. Very soon, it’s entirely possible for you to see her walking alongside a younger stud who smells much nicer and who takes care of himself. And you’ll be shocked. This is because you don’t know what women think.
She wants you to look better
I know there’s the idea that women don’t really care about your looks. Generally, this is pretty close to the truth. Up to a point. It’s entirely possible to charm them with your outstanding humor or your unique and vibrant personality. Over time, though, that hairy beer-belly will start to annoy her. And she’ll become more and more enthralled with the slim abdomen and muscular shoulders of the guy at work who’s constantly eyeing her.
And she wants you to be fit as well. A nicely-toned body expressed raw strength, mastery of oneself, and virility or manliness. It’s normal for her to be aroused. She’d want you to visit the gym more often, but she won’t tell you that. She’s a woman, the idea is for you to use your intuition and guess what she wants. If she tells you, there’s no more magic. Think about this – as her attention drifts ever-so-slightly to better-looking men, she’ll end up fantasizing about someone else even when she’s having sex with you. Because you don’t arouse her anymore. And that’s when it all goes to hell.
She craves for novelty
It’s no secret that relationships end up muddled in routine. They tend to become boring with time. Especially when the partners aren’t very good communicators. If you tend to gawk at other women’s thighs on the street, your head filled with kinky thoughts, you should know that your woman functions the same way. And you’ll never know until it is too late.
Because you rarely, if ever, communicate with her, you don’t know what she wants, what she expects from you and what excites her intellect. Women are especially cerebral when it comes to erotic pleasure. Us men, we’re very rudimentary. We’re content with simple stimuli like a pair of naked tits. They need much more than this. They require attention, compassion, love, someone to listen to them, to resonate with them on a spiritual level. Gross, I agree, but that’s just how things are.
And if you ignore these things, she’ll soon end up throwing herself in another man’s arms, someone who knows what she wants. So find the time to talk to your woman. Make her feel important, take her out to a movie, go on a romantic getaway once a year. Bring some freshness and adventure into your relationship, and maybe you’ll excite her senses so much that you also satisfy her fantasies. Best of luck.
She’d want more romanticism in the sex life
Sex is a very sensible thing, even in long-standing relationships. Neither men, nor women are very eager to come clean about their wishes and expectations. Especially women. Perhaps she wants to try something new in bed, but don’t expect her to just say it out loud. The idea is for you to figure out what it is she truly wants.
Let me share a secret with you, which isn’t really a secret anymore: women like authority. It arouses and gets them wet down there, where it matters. Nothing says virility more than a sexual act carried out with force and domination. This is how women are built. They want an animal in bed, one to dominate their bodies through raw strength. Why do you think they say the best sex is the one closest to rape?
I’m not saying to pounce on her like a modern caveman, but it’s high-time you took the lead in bed. Force her into taking up new positions she hadn’t tried before, pull her hair, tie her hands, experiment. Or else, she’ll be experimenting with another man pretty soon.
What I offered you here is just a sample of what women think. Take this guide, place it under your pillow and keep on writing in your personal observations. I guarantee that it will become a true encyclopedia very soon.
