WHAT’S THE THING WITH THE SEX ROBOTS?

Time for the silicon vagina

At least I think it is made out of silicon, but I could be wrong. Now, I want to mention something here. We are not talking about a niche fetish. I am sure I can hear you thinking “Oh, this guy is talking about a niche fetish”. I am not. It was a niche fetish at first, when not a lot of people had either heard of sex robots, or not taking them seriously enough.

And I totally resonate with that feeling, because I also used to walk into their shoes at first. But now the time of the inflatable dolls is gone. The time of the sex machines has arrived and there is a real madness out there on the subject.

The fascination with the artificial pussy

For those of you who aren’t up to date with reality, let me inform you really quick. Sex robots are basically fuckable artificial persons. They are made out of silicon, among other materials, and contain natural hair, full bodily articulations, allowing you to place them in different positions, extremely detailed facial expressions and voluptuous and hard bodies to grab onto.

The skin covering the artificial bodies actually feels real enough for you to enjoy the experience. So does the pussy. What is more important is that you can personalize your robot partner (in case you intend on purchasing one), according to your preferences. This means you can ask for a specific physiognomy, specific boob size, skin pigmentation, hair type, length and color and personalized pussy size. Among other things.

And you wouldn’t guess the type of people who find this type of thing attractive.

Why sex robots?

Naturally, it all comes down to: Who the fuck would fuck a sex robot? And why? And what the fuck is all this madness about? Just so you get a better idea on what we are talking about, here are a few facts about sex robots you probably didn’t know:

1. They are expensive as shit

If you plan on buying one for yourself, be prepared to hit your money bank. An artificial fuck robot female can jump to $15.000 when going for the upper class material. This includes the option to personalize your future lover according to your preferences. And you would be amazed to know how many people have already ordered a piece.

2. Some marry them

I bet you are wondering who the fuck would marry a piece of silicon, right? The answer is: an Asian dude. At least that is where I heard about the first case. We all know if you hear anything out of the ordinary or plain out ridiculous, in regards to sex, it is Asia where you first gaze.

Among the reasons the grooms have invoked we count:

- She never refuses my sexual proposals
- She goes along with every fetish or perversion
- She doesn’t need my credit card
- She doesn’t speak
- She is the perfect companion
And they even go out on dates with them, to restaurants, parks or movies. It’s almost like…fuck it, I want one.

3. There are sex robots meant for pedophiles

No, they are not “in progress” or “soon to be released”. They are already out there. We are talking about child sex robots that are meant to satisfy the needs of pedophiles. So that they wouldn’t fuck real children. Because that would be bad and such.

In theory, they would drop the need to fuck real children by fucking the fake ones. Unless, of course, fucking the fake ones opens their appetite for the flesh-and-bone options. But, no worries, I am sure those who created the child robots already considered that option before making them available for the general public.

4. Women soon to have their toys too

Male sex robots are already being developed, with some having been tested to a certain degree a while ago. I have actually seen a documentary with a female reporter getting into the actual process of manufacturing them and ending up making love with one.

That image stuck with me because of what she declared afterwards, which was: “This felt so real. It is as good as real sex”. Well, if it is as good as real sex, what the fuck is with all this fuss about it, am I right?

5. You can fuck one without buying it

I know your eyes just popped out of your socket. Don’t lie, tramp! Here is the good news. If you are eager to have a taste of that fake vagina, now you can do it. Some high-end brothels have included that option for their customers. And there is even one particular sex house in Barcelona, Spain, called Lumidolls that opened its gates in February this year, that only deals with sex robots.

For which you have to pay prices starting with £100/hour and climb from there. Ever wanted to fuck a voluptuous anime girl? Now is your chance, you sick perv!

Almost there

Now, because these sex robots are still expensive, we might still have to wait until the prices will drop low enough for more people to afford them. And, if you ask me, their success is guaranteed. A lot of people have declared that these hyper-realistic sex dolls allow them to experience what it is to rape someone, without the actual legal fallout.

Like in the case of pedophiles. Which is not necessarily a good thing, if you come to think of it. All sex robots will do is to distort our views on women and cause us to view them as dick recipients. This isn’t a healthy attitude to be adopted as normality. Sure, you can do whatever you want with your sex life, but don’t pretend to call your practice normal, because it is not. It is and will remain a fetish.

The rest of us will stick to the fleshy, smelly and warm pussy of a real woman and there is nothing that can beat that.