THE ART OF FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES
I know, I know, you don’t need no women-related advices. Nobody really needs any advice. And then you go out to get yourself a bear from around the corner and stumble across 14 wankers and 8 virgins along the way. Fortunately for you, I’m not here to judge. I want to lend you a hand. Not that type of hand, though. I’m pretty sure you can get that job done by yourself with the two hands you already possess.
Now, all men have, biologically speaking, two main prerogatives: fuck beautiful women and fuck as many as possible. Both of these are pretty difficult to achieve. Beautiful women, for the most part, will exploit their beauty. This means that they will only fuck those they deem worthy.
To fuck as many as possible, again, you need a specific set of skills, because this isn’t easy either. So, what should you do to change your dick’s name from “Meat Handgun” to “Pussy Destroyer”?
Hit them hard
No matter the masks they’re wearing, all women want one thing only: a strong, imposing, testosterone-filled man, oozing confidence, and mental strength. It doesn’t matter the pattern that the lady belongs to, nor the appearance she’s trying to preserve. Take my word for it!
If you’re watching the Joe Rogan show, you may have seen the episode where he interviewed Miriam Nakamoto. She’s an MMA hardcore bitch. Professional fighter. She explained, during the show, that her pussy literally dried out when her boyfriend (also an MMA fighter himself) got destroyed in one of his fights. That episode eventually led to their relationship breaking off.
Ronda Rousey, another MMA female fighter, declared that her boyfriend-to-be should be able to dominate her in all aspects. Primarily physical. Which is, probably, why her boyfriend, Travis Browne is 6-foot 6 and 242 pounds, and a UFC fighter on top of that.
The conclusion is that, no matter the appearances, all women want to be dominated. You don’t need to become a pro fighter for that. But you do need to pose as the macho male, the alpha with a steel dick and an unbreakable personality. You can’t go wrong with that.
Style and elegance
As a rule of thumb, women love jerks. Nonetheless, being a jerk does have its limitations. The ideal thing to do is to combine it with some elegance and character complexity. Don’t be that transparent, unilateral redneck that can only offer sweat, the personality of a rock, and a vocabulary dirtier than a hog’s asshole.
You need to be subtler than that. Watch your wardrobe and don’t be afraid to experiment a little! Women are generally attracted to mature men, so dress as one! Find the proper balance between casual and elegant, to inspire seriousness and maturity. You don’t need to overreact. Just find the golden line to fit your personality and to create a powerful impression.
Using the right perfume is another major plus. Women usually have a more sensitive smell than men. Choose something subtle, manly, and be careful not to exaggerate! The idea is to put your olfactory print on her, not melt her brain and corrode her lungs. Just add a subtle, but insinuating aroma to you, meant to make her moist asap!
Learn to listen!
I know how much of a drag it can be, but think of the socializing stage as if it were a mating ritual. All animals have it. The peacock uses its colorful tail to attract the female’s attention. Stags, buffalos and most other animals end up fighting for their right to the pussy. The fighting itself is an actual mating ritual.
We, humans, have the language. And, aside from raping, which is the shortest way to getting laid, conversation is the safest one. That’s how all the fucking begins in the first place. You meet the chick, then you start flapping your gums, trying to impress her. Sure, the body language is vital as well. But you go ahead and show me one flirting technique that doesn’t rely on conversation. And that works with normal human beings.
When it comes to conversation, your role should be that of the listener. I know it sounds as a stereotype, but make eye contact, smile, and give the impression of interest. Comment on what she’s saying. Bring your contribution to the discussion. Do whatever it takes to show her that you’re interested in what she’s saying, and that you care how she thinks, most of all.
Make your will known
I’m not talking about grabbing her hair and dragging her to your hut. But you need to know how to take over. This is where you’ll need some subtlety to get the job done. Talk to her, find out what she likes and what she doesn’t, and use that information to your advantage.
Order her food and her drinks for her and do it with confidence. Don’t ask her too many questions. Just explain what you intend to do and add a small strategic pause, to allow her to intervene. It’s a gigantic difference between that and asking for her opinion directly, although it may seem like the same thing to you. Women love having the men take over the initiative. It’s just that they don’t want that to become obvious.
Remain constant!
Women know when you’re faking it. They will be able to tell rather fast. So, don’t forget to remain consistent throughout your short relationship. Once the mating ritual has become a success, it’s time to step up the game. Remember, you’ve already created the image of a powerful, independent, confident man, who knows what he wants and knows how to get it.
All you need to do now is to take over. Just like dancing. The moment she tries going the other direction, you take over and lead her the way you want it. Apply these strategies and you should make it between her legs in no time! Don’t worry, these are, more or less, universal rules. Test them out!
