LOOKING FOR AN OUTDOOR FUCKING?

What is an outdoor fucking?

An outdoor fucking represents a sex act which takes place...outdoor. Picture that. Now, there are several types of such acts and by several I mean 2:

1. Outdoor fucking, without anyone noticing
2. Outdoor fucking where some or everybody notice

I need to mention right from the beginning that these practices are forbidden by law. They fall under the category of indecency, inappropriate behavior and so on. Same as in the case of exhibitionists who either strip naked in public or masturbate. In both cases legal measures are needed.

The public sexual act, however, is linked to several aspects, depending on which country you intend in visiting. If you define it by resourcing to what is going on in the States, then the outdoor fucking is merely a fetish. A perversion. Move the entire scenes across the ocean, in some third world countries, like India, and you will know that public sex is something completely natural. It comes from the fact that people are dirt poor and they tend to eat, shit, sleep and fuck all over the place. Also, these particularities are true especially for India.

Like I have said, however, in the civilized countries, the outdoor fucking is a sign of perversion. And if you want to see these things for yourself, go to the nearest nudist beach. Take a walk during the afternoon, late at night or even early in the morning. It would be impossible not to stumble across some couple entangled in their own genitals. At least one couple, that is. And you do not even need to respect the hours. People tend to fuck at anytime, either under the cover of a towel or behind a bush. Anything goes, at least there is some action going.

Best places to fuck – or are they?

Pussy is one of them. The ass is the other. I know, I am being a funny devil right now. But really now, here is the deal. There are a lot of urban myths I would like to tear down. My purpose here is to break dreams and crush fantasies. And there is nothing you can do. So let’s start with the most common of them:

1. Water sex

I am so sick with lakes, oceans, rivers, pools, swamps and sinks fucking. Water sex in impracticable. It is tormenting and unrealistic. Chill, I will also explain why. The pussy has a natural lubrication system which goes to hell when immersing it in water. And they everything that follows will be painful and will irritate the both of you. You can have water sex all you want. All I am saying is that you will not like the backlash.

2. Sex on the beach

If I were to chose, I would probably go for water sex. There is no comparison. The sex on the beach is as pleasant as drawing portraits in the sand, using the tip of your dick as a pencil. That abrasive matter will make its way to every hole, especially the more sensitive ones, you are trying to maintain clean. Fucking in these conditions is as if you would penetrate her pussy with a corn cob. Not fucking great.

3. Fucking in the woods

Okay, so we got rid of the water and the sand. Now we have reached all the way to the wood fucking. Proudly, yet deeply grieved, I must say I have also tried this one. Not as bad as the sex on the beach, I gotta admit, but not as smooth as water sex either. It has some dangers you cannot even comprehend. It all happened during a beautiful July day, when the sun was burning my face, the warm summer breeze was swiping over my ball-sack and ants and other bugs were marching towards my sphincter with a military grace and precision. Two days I have extracted various insects and tiny crawling bugs out of the genital hair. This is definitely an experience I will not easily forget. Clearly to be avoided.

4. Obstacle sex

Do you know those times when you just feel the need to fuck a girl while climbed up a tree? Or sitting uncomfortably on a bench, with a nail fucking you in the ass? Or contorted through the plastic shapes spread all over the children’s playground? No idea what sick bastard would do that, but I know you know these feelings.
In these cases, among the various experiences you will stumble across, we need to mention: bruises, twists, potential fractures and the risk of temporal or permanent maiming of either your physique or your ego. Or both in some cases. Being stupid is a right so, if you are into those kinky fetishes, go ahead, brother.

I have just enumerated 4 anti-outdoor fucking reasons. Surely, you should not take my word for it. By all means, go test these facts for yourself. There is nothing more pleasurable for me than to see people going against all odds. As about me, no thank you! I rather stick to my conservative-ish values that do not get me crippled, at least.

I find no pleasure in outdoor fucking, as long as it is filled with all sorts of dangers I got to keep an eye for. We are not fucking savages, having to watch for our lives, even when fucking someone. So take my advice – fuck whoever you want, wherever you want, as long as it will not get you killed in the process. You have a fetish, I get it, but know your limits. There is no point in waking up in the IR after every successful fucking attempt.

Also, bear in mind that, if you are not into these kinds of things, you need to be very careful where you travel as a tourist. Some people would cum on their girls’ faces and go out shopping with them, with the cum dripping all over. Some fucked up world, I tell you.