HOW TO BECOME A SEX GOD
Learn how to fuck her like there is no tomorrow
I know what you are thinking. You think you have read this type of shit before, right? You think I am going to talk about what to do in bed, what sexual position to adopt or how to fuck your woman in regard to intensity, style or brutality, don’t you? Well, guess, what, I am not.
What I actually want to talk about is men. I want to detail the ways by which we can become better at sex, with complete disregard to any of the actual sex practices. If you are already confused, let me explain what I mean by that.
The change starts with you
What you really want is 2 main things and don’t fucking say it isn’t true, because I can see right through you: the ability to fuck for longer and the ability to give her orgasms. Regulate, intense and, if possible, multiple orgasms. A woman experiencing pleasure because of your actions constitutes the fuel that pours testosterone through your veins.
This is what drives us in improving ourselves or our methods – Making others happy. And it goes the same way with sex. The more satisfied and happy your woman is, the more of a man you see yourself as becoming. Which is great. We all function like that. But what exactly do you need to do to achieve those 2 goals I previously mentioned?
Let’s break it down one step at a time:
1. Fucking cardio
This is, without a doubt, step 1. As long as you will remain a fat pig, nailed to your sofa, barely able to break a fart because of how disgustingly fat you are, then you will never make it. You won’t be able to go through 10 minutes of sex without your lungs jamming.
Get up and hit the treadmill now and then. The more physically fit you become, the better your stamina will be. This will allow you some diversity in bed, as you will be able to swap positions and fuck her for longer, with obvious benefits.
2. Stop eating shit
You diet is just as essential. You need to look at yourself in terms of being an amateur sportsman, ready to go pro in a short while. And live your life accordingly. About 70% of your physique is diet and only 30% is represented by actual physical efforts.
So, throw away that calorie-filled burger, the pizza and the soda can, along with that creamy cookie and go for some chicken meat, salads and fucking water. There is a lot of food to play with, even when going on a diet. And you don’t need to be too drastic about it. You are not diabetic, you are just trying to get better at fucking.
3. Become a regular wanker
Most of you already are. But that is not the point. The point is that there is this misconception that married guys never have to masturbate again. Married or engaged, same shit. I mean, if you already have a woman by your side, why not take advantage of that succulent pussy, rather than jerking off in the bathroom? Who needs that?
Answer: all of us. Masturbation is different than sex and married guys still do it. A woman can never touch you the way you can touch yourself and, once in a while, you might need that. Masturbating will lower your testosterone, causing you to overcome your natural predisposition towards premature ejaculation.
4. Learn how to diverge your thoughts
Most of the orgasm happens in the brain. What I mean by that is that becoming arouse is a mental state and it has a lot to do with what you see, what you hear or what you are thinking about. One good way to postpone the climax is to let your mind run wild.
This about anything else other than what you are doing at that time. Think about IRS, your upcoming project deadlines or anything that could help you distract from experiencing too much mental pleasure. I assure you, it is great in helping you last several minutes extra.
5. Go for proper foreplay
Whenever men hear blasphemous notions like “foreplay” their balls begin shrinking. Nobody got time for that foreplay shit, right? You just want in and out. However, if you want to become the next sex God, you have to drop that attitude.
Not only foreplay is great for women, as they set them in the mental disposition to experience orgasm a lot faster, but it also helps you accommodate with the situation, which, in this case, is pounding that pussy, and withstand more fucking. Take your time before filling her pussy with meat. Go for a 10 minutes foreplay and the results will be outstanding.
Go for these 5 tips and you won’t need anything else, I promise.
Sex in an art
It is also a science. You don’t believe me? Good. All you have to do is to try out these suggestions and see how that works. Keeping your woman satisfied is extremely important and it is quite easy to do so, as long as you get the know-how.
A lot of guys have problems with premature ejaculation or simply not living up to expectations. Women need the right ambiance and plenty of commitment coming from their partners in order for them to experience true sexual pleasure.
I know you keep hearing those guys satirizing the situation, saying that female orgasm doesn’t matter, but you all know that is just a bunch of crap. They don’t even believe that shit. I mean, come on, sure it matters. If you can’t deliver it, she will go look for a guy that can.
