HOW DOES A PERFECT PUSSY LOOK LIKE?
Ask Toparceanu
If you have no idea who Toparceanu is or what is his connection to the today’s topic, please, research on the guy a bit. It is him who wrote The Ballad of the Pussy. Check it out, you might like it! It is there where you find out about the huge diversity of pussies all around us, as well as some rather juicy analogies, expressing the criteria by which the men choose the right ones for them. Pussies are incredibly diverse, having different sizes, shapes, colors, flexibility and depth, which means there are a lot of factors to take into consideration.
An experienced man already knows what the perfect pussy looks like for him. But until we get there, let’s talk about an urban myth that is causing a lot of rumors these days: the ass-pussy dilemma. What is more delicious and desirable for fucking? The ass hole or the pussy? For some, the answer seems pretty obvious, for others not so much. So I would like to write down the pros and cons for each case in particular.
What are the differences between the ass and the pussy?
The ass has always been promoted as a desiderate and women who would go for anal in a heartbeat are way more appreciated than the rest. This fantasy is bound to last among men and especially among the younger, more inexperienced ones. It seems like the anus has an irresistible attraction to it and we definitely need to see why that is.
But let me show you the precise details that separate the pussy from the ass. It seems like most of you fuckers need it:
1. The pussy is naturally lubricated. The ass is not. This means that you will need a lot of synthetic lubricants in order to avoid pain and irritation. And in order to ease the process altogether. Also, because the natural lubrication is lacking, the feeling is completely different and not in the good way.
2. The vagina has internal muscles, the anus does not. The anus, in principle, is a waste duct. It only has muscles on the outside, though. On the inside we have the large intestine. The vagina has interior muscles, specially conceived to assist during childbirth and in order to control the flow of sperm. And it offers you a more pleasant feeling during the sex act.
3. The vagina does not come with any surprises. The ass does.
4. In time, the anus will dilate, because the muscles are not as flexible as the vaginal ones. The vagina will not become larger from one sex act to another, but the anus will and it takes time to return to the initial size. This is why you see women stuffing a bottle up their crack, while others moan when you insert one finger.
If you ask me, the pussy is unrivaled. It cannot be compared to the butthole, no matter how you would look at it. Gays probably have no idea what they are missing on.
The immense variety of pussies
What do you seem fitting for you in this regard? Is it a large and juicy pussy or a tight and drier one? Deeper, to go balls deep on it, or shorter for those with a smaller more frail Johnson? Well, I have good news for you. There is no such thing as a perfect pussy. Pussies have evolved to complete the dick’s needs. This is why African American women have deep and large birth tubes, whereas Asian girls have some that appear as designed for midgets.
I know, this is not a rock solid rule, because there are exceptions as well. But there are few, because the similarities are mainly dictated by genetics. Think about this next time you are watching some interracial porn. But, despite genetics, why should we bow by the way the nature tells us to?
Out of this huge variety of pussies, there are some who appeal to men more than the rest. Those who become representative for the idea of a good pussy. As the general rule of thumb, the wide pussies are not as appreciated. I mean there are men who would fuck one, but there is not much pleasure in fucking a water bowl. There must be some friction there, in order to worth the effort.
These are some misleading vaginas, because 5 minutes into fucking and they have already become the size of those of cows. That is not a nice experience. Quite depressing actually and those who have experienced this phenomenon know how bad it is.
Then we also have the sand vagina. The one that seems to never get wet. A lot of women have it and it is more of a pest than you might think. It is quite possibly more annoying than the extremely larger one. This is because, after several minutes of intense fucking, you start to feel to burn. And after a day you will experience firsthand the irritation coming along with it.
Deep pussies are not more desirable either. Unless you have a World Record worthy dick, that is. Because you will not get to feel any pleasure and neither will she.
The title for the pussy of the year goes to…
The medium sized one. Not excessively moist, not too deep, not too shallow, not too dry. The keyword is balance. There must be a balance between all the factors adding up to form a good vagina. Otherwise, you will get a specific type of vagina, meant for a specific type of dick.
We also need to talk about the hair. While many would prefer a shaved pussy, there are some who would love some more personality down there, opting for a little bit of hair. I am not a fan, but, hey, I am not judging. But that is a completely different thing that a fully grown beaver.
