HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU?

And is it your fault?

Yes, I am talking to you, cocksuckers. It is time for us to approach this from a man’s perspective too, because everywhere you look on the internet it is all about women and what they need to know about men. How can you know if your man cheats on you, the signs showing he is cheating, men are all womanizers and pigs and so on. It is all about men being jerks and vagina hunters everywhere.

And all men are jerks, because, after all, they are men, right? But let’s have a look into the woman’s backyard and see what we can find out. Women also have this tendency of changing dicks whenever possible. A lot of them do it, because, even though the large majority of the dicks are pretty much the same, they work differently, depending on whom they belong to.

And a lot of women are fascinated by strong and playful dongs. So, is she cheating on you or not? Many will only find out the truth years later, after she already fucked 2 baseball teams, along with half of the crowd of supporters. It is painful, I know, which is why you need to find out in a timely manner, in order to take the necessary measures. And no, I am not talking about hardcore smacking. Be a gentleman, even if she behaved unlike a lady. Respect yourself and dump her with elegance and style.

That is unless you discover you like she cheated on you, you connect to your swinger side and start fucking everyone you meet in duo. Anything can happen. But let’s return to the topic. Here are some of the most obvious hints that she may be onto something. Mainly on foreign dicks.

1. She takes care of herself excessively

The word “excessive” seems redundant in this context when talking about women. They all seem to waste a lot of time every day to put on the makeup, find the appropriate wardrobe and work on the hair. But, after living together for a while, you end up knowing her routines pretty well. You can tell when she does it excessively after a while.

You notice her checking the mirror for too long or too often, she buys more clothes regularly and she changes them frequently, even though that was not something she used to do. Also, she uses a lot of perfume, no matter whether she is going to work or on the regular friend meeting.

Anything out of the ordinary casts a shadow on her loyalty and you might want to check on her more carefully.

2. She seems irritated all the time

You are somewhat of a surplus in your own relationship. Every time she is near you she tends to become nervous and irritated. Nothing satisfies her and everything seems to throw off her peace. She can’t even stand your little and harmless hobbies you like doing every day, like watching TV and eating in bed, throwing your socks on the floor or farting in the middle of a romantic moment during her favorite serial.

It is always an alarming signal when she becomes irritated by the simple things she seemed to be just fine up to that point.

3. She has a headache

I have never understood this thing with the headaches. Migraines seem to be an actual disease in some. I always figured migraines are actually a symptom, not a disease in itself. But whatever. So she has migraines. Not a problem here. The problem only arises when the headaches always appear when you unwrap your cock.

Like she has developed an allergy to it and all it takes is a short glance for the headaches to start. But we both know there are no such things as cock allergies. And they certainly would not manifest through headaches even if they were. It does not mean that she is cheating on you if she does that, it only means that you need to be more careful about it.

4. She is increasingly busy

She begins working overtime more often. Then you find out that her boss is an ass and does not pay her for the additional hours. Then her friends need her more often. One’s husband has broken, the other grew hair in the nose or maybe a testicle behind the ear.

You know what I mean. There are these vague and weird excuses that become weirder as they repeat more often.

5. She shaves more carefully and more often

We all appreciate shaved women. But we all know that, during a long term relationship, the pussy might grow more hairy from time to time. It happens. Which is why it seems weird when she waxes it regularly and extremely carefully.

Even stranger is when you combine this behavior with her regular headaches causing you not to fuck her really. So why so much waxing, then? There is not too much fucking involved. Waxing seems redundant.

Now this is not an exhaustive list. There are a lot of behaviors to be taken into account. But do men share the blame for women’s behavior? Are you to blame for the fact that she goes running for another dick?

Well, just in part. You see, men function a lot like women in regard to a long term relationship. Once they got married, they tend to overlook simple things like staying sexy for her, or smelling nice or surprise her once in a while with some surprise romanticism. These things seem to be unnecessary after a while. Which is false.

Try working on your charm once in a while and make sure to let her know she will lose a great man when losing you. And, by all means, fuck her more often or someone will take on this pleasant responsibility when no one expects. Who knows, maybe it will be me. And I am pretty good with fucking, you know.

Watch your steps!