HERE IS WHY FOURSOME IS A BAD IDEA

The fuck is that?

There are several options we need to set aside first: you and 3 men (obviously) and you and 2 men and a girl. As far as I am concerned, and I am sure a lot of you share my vision, these are some rather unpleasant situations. Especially the first one. No idea about what others would think about it, but it is definitely not my type. So we will only be talking about the only acceptable one, which is you and 2 more woman, plus another guy. Not the ideal situation, I know, but at least we have something we can work with.

It is the closest thing to the ideal situation, involving yourself and 3 other women, which is something all men are dreaming of. In this case, however, we have another guy included in the equation. From my point of view, no matter how hard the foursome would attract me in theory, in practice, the presence of another guy is really a boner killer.

Now imagine I actually had to go through this experience, in order to get a good grasp of the entire specter of risks you are subjecting yourself to.

It all started with 2 beautiful female specimens

I do not usually go out in clubs very much. I mean I tend to do it once in a while, but it is not one of my hobbies, to be honest. Except for the extraordinary circumstances when my dick makes the decisions for me. It does not happen very often, but when it does, I need to comply, you know? Sometimes it is worth it, other times it is not, but if you truly want an occasional fuck now and then, these are the places where you need to go.

About a month ago I had a need, like a manly need, if you get what I mean. So I went out in a club, one of those places where you definitely need a condom if you ever want to get out alive and disease free. It wasn’t long until I met two beautiful ladies who seemed to be quite up for the task. One of them in particular seemed nastier and with quite a handful of “balls”. It was the type of girl I could not stand, but, hey, as long as she had a vagina…

I had to open my wallet for a lot of times over the next 2 hours or something, but hey, art demands sacrifices, right? Or something along those lines. I have evolved into knowing when they are money well spent or otherwise. I never dive head in first no matter the situation so I had to make sure I was stepping into a good deal. The girls seemed more than willing to proceed, so those were good signs.

Surprise, surprise!

I usually like surprises just as much as the next person. Obviously, I am talking about pleasant surprises. Nothing funny about the unpleasant ones, right? So I always tend to carefully inspect any said surprise, to make sure I will not get fucked without realizing.

It was exactly how it went with the two girls. Because while I was having a good time with them a guy showed up. It turned out he was one of the girls’ lover. Normally that would not have bugged me too much, since I would still have another pussy left. So it was not really a problem. The major problem was that, out of the two, the one who seemed more open to a dick ride was this dude’s girl. So you can see my dilemma here.

It was a bit awkward at first, but then the guy told me they two are swingers. Meaning that they fuck other couples. Which was totally fine with me, so I loosen up a bit, while we were heading for his apartment. I was, however, a bit nervous, because it is not like I run around fucking couples all day.

I mean I have fucked couples before, but not lovers and certainly there was no man involved. But hey, what could go wrong? We liked each other and we were all ready for a bumpy ride, nothing more.

Never trust a cum shot

Okay, so there was not much foreplay involved. We went straight to business and I can’t say I wasn’t cool with it. I immediately noticed that that guy’s girl insisted in riding my cock and I couldn’t say I did not enjoy it, but it felt weird. I mean the dude was right there and I was humping his girl. Weird as fuck. I could never really understand swingers.

At first we were just fucking a girl, each to his own, and then we started swapping now and then. But then things heated up pretty good and we started changing position so that we did not know which hole went to which girl. We kept that rhythm for about 20 minutes or so, until one of the girls came and was out of the game.

Still one more, though. So we started working her pretty good at both ends and I took the brown spot for myself. Her ass was tight and soft so I was ramming it pretty good when I saw the guy preparing to cum. And the fucker pulled his dick out of the girl’s mouth. Does not seem such a bad thing, right?

Well, it was, because all of his cum landed on my face. And I was fucking moaning with my mouth open. This is not what I had in mind when the night started, so I the fact that I was shocked was an understatement. They thought the situation was quite funny, but that is not how I looked at things.

Needless to say, my dick died for the rest of the night, so this is one experience I will not be repeating anytime soon. Got a mouth fool with this one…