DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SUCK YOUR OWN COCK?

Redefining the notion of “Go fuck yourself!”

I am pretty sure you know what I am talking about. As long as you are not some type of religious nut, and have watched some dirty porn for once in your lifetime, you definitely know what I am talking about. There is no way for you to not have reached those dark corners of the internet, where you have bestiality, women with dicks, tearing guys’ rectums, or black dudes with anacondas between their legs, crucifying some white chick.

That is also the place where you get talented guys who reach the performance of sucking their own dicks. Standing, kneeling, on their heads, sitting, it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that they manage to stick their dicks into their own mouths and you know as much as I do that this is one fucking fantastic phenomenon.

The idea may attract you or it may cause you discomfort. But it surely seems fascinating nonetheless, doesn’t it? I know I found it fascinating when I was in my teenage years, when hormones were rushing through my veins and the most bizarre and unusual erotic ideas began to boil up inside my head. With time you get more tempered, but in those years you can’t help thinking what it would be like, you know?

Why is it different from a classic BJ?

You might be thinking that it can’t be that different from a classic blow job, where a woman sucks on it, right? Honestly, what is the difference, after all? In both cases you have your dick into someone’s mouth, right? A woman’s mouth or your own, the principle is the same. Or is it?

Here is the deal. You know how masturbation functions, right? We are all wankers, which is completely natural, in the end. Well, after years and years of masturbation, you get to know how your body functions. You learn how to stimulate yourself, how to postpone ejaculation, how to play and savor all those little spine tingling sensations and how to produce intense pleasure, the type of which you can rarely experience anywhere else.

Now, maybe you have tried it, maybe you have not. But, if you did, you know what I am talking about. If you haven’t, you might as well do it. I am talking about the situation where a woman jerks you off. Let me break it to you, in case you are an inexperienced virgin, or simply a dude with not much of experience in hand. When a woman masturbates you, is like you would cut off your nails, leaving two fingers untouched. It is like shaving half of your face, asymmetric too on top of all that.

You know where I am going with this, right? It is like something is amiss. Like she would have to hit the target with an arrow, but always misses it. Not by much, just enough to get you frustrated. Fucking drives you crazy, that’s what happens. I mean, you know how to touch yourself for maximum pleasure. She doesn’t. You can even draw a map and explain to her, but the improvements will be minimum.

It is the same when sucking the dong. She does it like she thinks you need her to, except you don’t. If you could take her place, you would quickly become an expert, because you know what you need and you can adjust the technique properly.

Different or not, how do you do it?

Assuming that you want to do it, and there are plenty who would go for it in a heartbeat, the job is more difficult than it seems. That is if you think it is easy in the first place. Firs of all, if you lack a natural flexibility, your chances of getting a taste of your own dick are slim to say the least. If your joints are too rigid, you don’t live a pretty active lifestyle and you are not missing 2-3 ribs, then you may not make it.

However, with some flexibility in hand, you might actually have a real chance of stuffing that cock in your mouth. All that matters it is for you to show a bit of determination and to work on your flexibility for a while. That will help quite a lot. Once having reached the point where you can touch your dick with your lips, you can consider yourself a happy man. 90% of the job has been completed.

And once you have managed to suck it good for once, you will know what you need to do to make the experience a lot easier for the next time. Repeat the session several times, alone in your room, when no one is home, and you will learn how to get better at it. And the better you become, the more addicted you will grow, because sexuality and perversion are too things we never get enough off.

Shame? What the fuck is that?

There are virtually no reasons to feel ashamed about this. If anything, you should be proud of managing to pull this off. Sucking or licking your own genitals is neither abnormal, nor unnatural. Your dog licks his own balls several times a day, especially when your mother-in-law comes in for dinner.

The same thing can be said about all canines, felines, primates, as well as a lot of other species of animals. It is more difficult with humans because of the way we have evolved into biped walking. There is little we can do with a straight back bone, but, hey, what can you do?

We can’t say we lack the capacity to do it, though. It is rooted deep within our genes and we can help it resurface, as long as we combine talent with hard work and dedication.

Get to it!

Sucking your own dick is no easy task. Focus on increasing your flexibility and, after a while, you might be able to pull it off. Persistence is the key.