CHEATING ON YOUR WOMAN BEHIND HER BACK
Polygamy is natural
I know what you’re thinking. You think I’m a fucking degenerate for teaching people how to cheat on their partners. But that’s because you don’t keep your mind open. Here’s how things are from my perspective.
No matter what we do, as a society, men will continue to cheat on their women. It’s also true for women as well, but especially for men. And that’s all because we’re genetically prone to it. Biologically speaking, we’re conceived to drool for every fucking woman in the tribe. The more of them women we get to impregnate, the more we spread our seed all over the world. It’s nothing rational about it. It’s pure instinct, biology.
Monogamy, however, is the product of culture and education. That means that we’ll do sustained efforts to become monogamous. It’s not natural to us. So, my thought process is pretty straightforward actually. If men will cheat, which they will, why shouldn’t I minimize their partners’ suffering? As you can see, my goal here is to help you go under the radar. Your woman will suspect nothing, so she won’t have to suffer because of it, while you get to satisfy your beastly appetite the way you see fit.
But to get there, you first need a couple of strategies put together. Some of them include:
Get a gym subscription
If you’re not a gym freak, you might want to become one fast. It’s the best alibi you can get. Just open a subscription at a gym that’s located a bit further away from your home. After all, you need an excuse for running late, don’t you? Like, let’s say, traffic?
It’s also a good thing to have when you’re...working out and can’t answer your phone. It’s always a good strategy to have a good, well-thought alibi in place; one that wouldn’t stink of pussy the moment you open your mouth. Also, you might not want to forget to visit that fucking gym once in a while as well. It would seem weird to go at the gym for so many months and have nothing change at your physique.
Watch your odors!
You may not realize this, but women generally remember their men’s smell pretty easily. She will identify your particular smell among dozen others with great ease, especially when you’ve been using the same perfume for years in a row. Even more, women are excellent at telling the difference between manly and womanly perfumes. Every time a big-titted bitch will leave her mark on you, your woman will sense it.
Take a fucking shower after each fucking session and be careful not to dry hump with your clothes on. It may not seem like much to you, but I guarantee you’ll change your mind once you realize how a woman’s mind works.
Get the fuck out of your entourage!
I see most men do this fucking mistake like you won’t believe it. If I think about it, the same goes for women. You always see them guys fucking women in their own entourages. It’s either one of their wives’ friends, a co-worker, or a common acquaintance. In these cases, my question comes natural: are you all fucking dumb? Can’t you find someone to fuck who’s unrelated to your wife / girlfriend?
Why would you fuck one of your wife’s friends? Where do you place the odds of her eventually finding out about the relationship? The same goes for when you decide to stick your dick in one of your co-workers. What, do you count on a woman’s ability to keep a secret? That’s a sight to behold!
Don’t get emotionally involved!
If all you’re looking for is some extra-marital fucking, stick to that! But if you’re not a fan of paid sex, and decide to have a concubine, you need to be aware of the risks. In many cases, the concubine might end up growing on you. Or the other way around, of course.
That’s the moment where everything will begin to go to shit. That’s when jealousy will crawl its way slowly, eating your life away. And I bet 2 cents that you don’t want that. This is why getting emotionally involved is the last thing you’ll want to do. Stick to the sex; keep things simple!
Plan your lies!
There will be moments when you’ll need to lie. To keep you safe from any suspicion, you need to plan your moves ahead of time. This means that you need to be careful not to contradict yourself, to provide credible information, and not to involve other people in the lie itself. For instance, you can’t tell your wife you’re on a job trip, when you’re fucking your mistress. She can easily check that piece of info out and find out that you’re a lying piece of shit.
To get it right, you might get your mistress with you when doing a real job trip. This way, your story will verify, and you’ll get some nice pussy along the way. That would make it a sort of partial truth, rather than a blatant lie. What I’m trying to say is that anyone can cheat, but not everyone can avoid getting caught. You need some degree of intelligence for that, and not everyone lives up to the expectations. Otherwise, I wouldn’t need to write this article, am I?
If you’re gonna cheat, do it the smart way!
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t promote cheating here. The problem is that, no matter what I’ll tell you, if you’re going to cheat, you’ll do it anyway. That’s because you’re a fucking degenerate swine. Which is why my job here is to help people out.
Help you get along with your desires and keep your partner safe from suffering. The idea is to have everyone satisfied. And, as you can see, that’s no easy task to achieve. But, now you have all the data you need. Get your facts straight, play it smart, and you should have no problems in the future!
